Spanking model - Nudist model July 4, 2008
Posted by jmyrpt in : Naturism, Spanking , add a commentWe played away from home last weekend, we visited another nudist establishment. They were celebrating 60 years of kit free living with real ale and a nude jazz music festival. We loaded up the RV and headed south east for a long weekend of fun.
It was a brilliant weekend, we bumped into a few friends from ‘our’ nudist club, and made some new friends. The RV behaved itself after a fraught few days of trying to fix the electricals.
We can reveal that jazz in the nude is very pleasant and cherry cider is very intoxicating, dressed or nude.
There was a commercial stand at the festival selling books, magazines and DVDs about nudism. We were VERY surprised to see a very well known spanking model on the cover of several of the magazines, and she was also featured in some of the DVDs. The DVDs were travelogue type films about nudist venues. Intrigued by the revelation that the model has a dual persona we bought some magazines and a DVD.
The magazines are quite interesting, in fact rather a good read, so we are thinking of subscribing.
The DVD was a bit dull. A totally naked spanking model presenting a lacklustre description of a nudist resort is not the best entertainment. All the time we were watching we were half expected the model to cock up her lines and an angry director to appear on camera and pull her over his knee for a spanking. It would have cheered up the proceedings no end. However we did learn the model’s pseudonym for her nudist activities.
Armed with her nudist pseudonym we did an internet search and discovered that she has a web site that is far removed from her other activities. There does not appear to be any connection between the two personas, which is probably deliberate, so after a bit of thought we decided not to reveal the identity of the model. You’ll just have to work it out for yourselves.
Insomnia - Spanking - More Insomnia July 3, 2008
Posted by jmyrpt in : Spanking , add a commentA good spanking is no cure for insomnia. I was tossing and turning last night, and I disturbed MP. Disturbing MP is quite hard to do. Being deaf, once the hearing aids are out she is oblivious to most sounds. She also sleeps quite heavily so my tossing and turning does not normally disturb her.
I turned over in bed for the umpteenth time.
“Wassamarrer?” She enquired sleepily.
“I can’t sleep.” I replied.
She turned the light on to look at me and lip read.
“What did you say?”
“I said I can’t sleep.”
She got out of bed to go to the loo, on the way back she took a detour to the toy box and selected the black leather studded paddle that I don’t like.
“On your tummy!”
I rolled over.
Whack! Whack! Whack! Whack! Whack! Whack! Whack! Whack! Whack! Whack!
“Now go to sleep and stop disturbing me.”
She got back into bed, put the light out and was snoring within seconds.
I heard the birds singing and it was full daylight before I fell asleep.
I think the spanking releases too may endorphins and adrenalin to make it a cure for insomnia.
Sex may have worked better.
I must remember that for next time.
Body type - Attractiveness - BBW July 2, 2008
Posted by jmyrpt in : Nude, BBW , 1 comment so farSo what makes me attracted to a particular body type? I have no idea.
I like large girls and I especially like girls’ bottoms.
A long time ago in a far off distant vanilla world I met MP. She was wearing a uniform and she was a little on the large size. I was smitten at first sight and chatted her up. The only problem was we lived hundreds of miles apart, so we conducted a ‘romance’ by telephone and letter. No internet in those days. (Yes it was THAT long ago!)
It was some months before we could find mutual time to meet up again.
Instead of the voluptuous girl with the well rounded figure there was this skinny girl waiting for me.
Disaster!
MP had been on some horrendous crash diet and had lost half her body weight. Fortunately we were on holiday together in Devon. This area is famous for it’s cream teas so I took her out and fattened her up again. It was while we were on this holiday that we became kinky lovers.
Jump forwards quarter of a century.
Chatting with Curvaceous Dee on instant messanger a few days back I mentioned that I was going to do a few posts on body image and she offered some pictures of herself. “You want some arse shots?” was her comment. (Girls don’t have arses, they have delighfully rounded bottoms.)
When the pictures arrived by email I was stunned.
Dee is wonderful and ‘just my type’.
Large.
She has a lovely bottom, squeezable and spankable.
More to the point Dee is quite happy with her body, she likes being fat.
(That’s her description of herself, FAT. See her profile page on her blog)
So for all you BBW fans, here is a picture of Dee’s bottom:
Get round here and grovel… July 1, 2008
Posted by jmyrpt in : Discipline, Spanking , add a commentWe were fast asleep in the RV on Sunday morning, sleeping off the excesses of the jazz party and cherry cider from the night before.
My cellphone rang. I answered it in a sleepy voice.
“Hello”
It was a kinky friend of ours (Let’s call him GR), who also happens to be a client. He wanted to know how to check what version of Mac OS software he was running. I answered the question and then asked him what the time was.
Long pause.
“Just after eight o’clock.”
“And what day is it?”
“Sunday.”
I hung up.
MP was awake, and it’s really difficult to wake up MP. She was not a happy girl at being disturbed at an early hour ON A DAY OFF.
We did not get back to sleep, we lay there for a while then nature called so we wandered over to the toilets. I put the kettle on and made a cup of tea. We’re British, we like tea!
“That GR is so in for it when I next see him!” MP declared.
Jump forward to Monday afternoon:-
MP emailed GR. “Get around here and grovel, crawl on your hands and knees, if you ever want us to support your computers again.”
It was a joke. MP felt a bit better after she had sent it.
Jump forward a few hours to Monday evening:-
Ding Dong. The doorbell rang. “It’s the doorbell.” I said.
(MP can’t hear it, I must get one that flashes a light. We do have a CCTV camera on the door so she can see who is there.)
It was GR.
I let him in.
“MP is in the lounge.” I pointed to the open lounge door.
GR walked in. I heard him apologising for disturbing MP. I also her her giving him a roasting. I has a mischievous thought! I went into the bedroom and picked up the first spanking toy I could find, which just so happened to be the loopy cane. I went into the lounge and held up the cane. MP nodded but continued berating GR. Then she took the cane from me and ordered GR over her lap.
He looked mightily surprised but he complied. MP gave him six rather wimpy swats over his trousers.
“Now get out of my sight! Crawl on all fours!” GR crawled out.
We rolled up with laughter. Once we had recovered I phoned GR’s partner. At this point I should point out that GR is most definitely HOH, and not submissive in any way at all.
GR’s partner confirmed that he had never been submissive or spanked. She was amazed that MP had caned his bottom and made him crawl on all fours.
We would have loved to have been privy to the conversation they had when he got home.
Electrical problems lead to a spanking June 30, 2008
Posted by jmyrpt in : Discipline, Spanking , add a commentA little play on words. Just in case you missed it - MP did. Electrical - Lead. Geddit?
Did I hear a groan from the blog reading public?
Sorry - Moving swiftly along to the post:-
The RV mains electrics have been playing up, and I traced it to a bad connection on the plug that connects the extension lead to the supply box. Arcing and sparking noises are a bit of a give away. We brought the lead home. I bought a new plug and I set about fitting it Friday evening. I was in the lounge, gotta be comfy while pretending to be an electrician.
I had the new plug fitted and it all looked good until I realised I had missed off the waterproof cover. I let fly with a few expletives, directed at myself. I think it was along the lines of “You stupid fucking cunt”.
MP looked up. “What did you say?” She asked in that special tone of voice.
“I was swearing at myself for cocking up fitting this plug, I have to start over.”
“Did I hear the ‘C’ word.”
“Yeah, sorry, I called myself a cunt. Sorry.”
“I don’t like the ‘C’ word and I don’t expect you to ever use it again.”
I carried on refitting the plug. I got to the testing stage and I pluged it in the mains. So far so good, the fuse did not blow. The tester confirmed we had volts in the right places and the nasty sparking noises had ceased.
“Looks like it go for power in the ‘van.” I triumphantly exclaimed.
“Good.” MP got up and wandered off, she was back a few moments later with the hairbrush.
“You can come over my lap for a spanking, for using the ‘C’ word.”
“I thought swearing was a mouth soaping?”
“It is, but in this instance I am going to spank you as well, just to reinforce that I don’t want you using THAT word.”
“That’s not really fair is it?”
“Questioning my authority now are you.”
“No, it just seems you moved the goal posts without telling me.”
“You gave consent for me to punish you how I see fit, I am exercising that authority, OK?”
“Suppose so.”
“Six for swearing, six for questioning my authority and then a nice big suck on the bar of soap.”
“I didn’t question your authority.”
“I can swap this brush for a cane if you prefer?”
I did not prefer so I went over her lap and she spanked my bare bottom with the hairbrush. It had been ages since I had been over her lap, it’s a very humiliating position, quite unlike bending over or laying on the bed. She milked it for all it was worth. Then I was dragged off to the bathroom to get aquatinted with the carbolic. After I had sucked on the soap I was sent into the kitchen to do the washing up and I was not allowed to rinse my mouth out until the kitchen was tidy.
“And I will increase the spanking severity each time I hear you use the ‘C’ word. So now you know where the goal posts are. Clear?”
“Crystal, thank you.”
How to get out of a car without showing your knickers June 27, 2008
Posted by jmyrpt in : Knickers , add a commentWhile I am on the subject of knickers:-
How To Get Out Of A Car Without Showing Your Knickers
For reasons best known to WordPress I can’t embed the clip, never mind, click the link instead.
That’s enough knickers for now!
Next week I explore the subject of body image and why we find certain body types attractive…
Used Knickers - WTF Friday! June 26, 2008
Posted by jmyrpt in : Knickers , add a commentAnything and everything is for sale on the internet, including used knickers. Take a look at this website.
According to the website: “Used knickers sourced from the lost property office. It’s amazing what folk leave behind on trains and buses.”
So what’s going on here? Are these spare pairs that get left behind? Or are the ladies travelling correctly dressed but removing their knickers mid journey and then leaving them behind?
W.T.F.
C String June 26, 2008
Posted by jmyrpt in : Knickers , add a commentThis is an answer looking for a problem. Underwear with no sides. It’s a sort of springy fabric covered thing that you put over the minge and up the bum crack. It looks uncomfortable.
We are big fans of soft cotton knickers, comfy and practical.
Commando, naughty and comfy.
There are no thongs or G strings in MP’s knickers draw.
Here is the link to the website.
£15 sterling or $24 USA if you want one.
Expensive for something so minimalist.
Wimbledon - White Knickers - Spanking June 25, 2008
Posted by jmyrpt in : Knickers, Fantasy, Spanking , add a commentWimbledon Lawn Tennis:-
The ladies tournament is my favourite.
I am not a fan of tennis, but I am a huge fan of fit girls in short skirts and white knickers.
I think this game could be improved if they used a bit of positive reinforcement for missing a shot. Bend her over the net with her knickers down for a few smacks with the tennis bat.
Take a look here for some pictures.
Up to date - Chronologically speaking June 24, 2008
Posted by jmyrpt in : Blogging, Vanilla , add a commentUp until today we had been posting more or less at random, chronologically speaking.
We are now up to date, all the draft posts have either been made public or deleted.
So we should be posting as events happen from now on.
Until we cock it up again.
